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The Fact of Narwhals Are Unicorns

“Pro Populo Et Imperatrix”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: Osiris

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Narwhals Are Unicorns

Population7.359 billion

Currencysacagawillianth
AnimalCavalier King Charles Spaniel Dog

The Fact of Narwhals Are Unicorns is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 7.359 billion Narwhals Are Unicornsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Narwhals Are Unicornsian economy, worth 353 trillion sacagawillianths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,013 sacagawillianths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhals Are Unicorns's national animal is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narwhals Are Unicorns is ranked 285,636th in the world and 9,747th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 4.369268037 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,837thTop
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Best Weather: 24,649thMost Income Equality: 28,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,613th
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Most Politically Free: 648th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 830th in the region

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