Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: the West Pacific
Population | 9.947 billion |
Capital | Crusticant |
Leader | The Emperor of the Crusti |
Faith | Imperial Cult |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of Nas Crustium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Emperor of the Crusti with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.947 billion Crusti are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crusticant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Crusti economy, worth a remarkable 7,089 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 712,697 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,616,705 per year while the poor average 7,161, a ratio of 923 to 1.
The nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Emperor of the Crusti in ermine and velvet garb, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, and the Crusti delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nas Crustium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.
Nas Crustium is ranked 130th in the world and 1st in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 24,985.15 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nas Crustium voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Nas Crustium voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "All We Want for Christmas Is You"".
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the Crusti delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Emperor of the Crusti in ermine and velvet garb.
- : Nas Crustium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with The Emperor of the Crusti.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, netizens fiercely argue over who loves The Emperor of the Crusti more.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 160 » Q The Almighty, Twisted Duality, Mediobogdum, Fallgriffin, DiscGolfLand, Glorious Existence, Thyrall, New Belia, Shaktirajya, Winter Aura, El Facil, Svanland, Sindria, Greynne, Tropical Isles, Triestine, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Aldesport, Willow Gate, Pandaland II, Av Libertas Vindex, Muad-Dib, Win Mints, Lynier, Ingentis Novus, Futuo, Overthinkers, Corbeil, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Guitermot, Burakis, Bodusse, Arifiyyah, Hongg Kong, New Caterse, Apexiala, Bucals Kagotoaion, The Rega, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Romlania, Federnachois, Thessalian, Astra Prime, Algueneia, East Pal Giulia, Dreamers for Hope, Oronia, Safiz, and 110 others.One Nation under Rob, The Warriors of Determination, Guam-North Mariana, Varanius, The United Republic of Westend, Laudesia, Peourouin, Liberillia, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Savitri, Rotvania, East Islaragica, Eidechse, Zajan, Rengum in Lingo, Ariert, Fotisdia, Yy4u, Diet coke enjoyers, Arkengia, UoMCoTP, Outer Scotiotland, Wessssex, Ritelssaeney, Tsangenya, Ulinzistan, Ishika, The Mast Ita, Porta Caeli, Ashkan, Wickedly evil people, Mediocre Talents, Pachecos, Anathu, Salipia, The Greater Rizal, Isachile Tum, RelentlessPirates, Kisovec, Desmosthenes and Burke, Lagoon, Furred Islandic, Crazy Waters, Wakoshima, Mathematania, Yeetapore, Fujai, Glastol, NewIberia, Twazta, Enderstadt, Acarodia, Newgratia, Aklynost, Constantinopolisia, CityCity, Cities, Pressporok, JLIANG, Khesed Archipelago, Craiolia, Libertasi, Mooonlit Lilac, Rivalfiume, Common Good, Olivernesia, Aurn Atla Lars, Atheist States of Philippines, Elegarth, Shevet, Costelloland, Yardies, Astheria, Pacific Estates, Denieria, Dornar, Neo-Aryavart, Xanderstan, Eyluvmenia, Sorprendente, Cananasa, Pont-a-Mousson, Kalmach, Kurranulla, Covenentia, Cibirunagara, Kennamore, The Teridome, Reformed Hoffon, Mianata Lagoon, Pongo Tapanuliensis, Paares, Unazia, Ciocanesti, Pizzo Deta, Tithio, Deikun, Vicerante, The Demoractic Peoples Republic Of TNET, Hausboria, Rodmenia, Neon Grove, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Durtoss, Eldorado Surf, Kingdom of Bellatorum, Viorreich, Noton Mast, and Podium.