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The Empire of Nas Crustium

“Mundus Lucet in Lumine Imperatoris”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the West Pacific

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Nas Crustium

Population9.947 billion

CapitalCrusticant
LeaderThe Emperor of the Crusti
FaithImperial Cult

CurrencyCredit
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Nas Crustium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Emperor of the Crusti with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.947 billion Crusti are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crusticant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Crusti economy, worth a remarkable 7,089 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 712,697 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,616,705 per year while the poor average 7,161, a ratio of 923 to 1.

The nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Emperor of the Crusti in ermine and velvet garb, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, and the Crusti delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nas Crustium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Nas Crustium is ranked 130th in the world and 1st in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 24,985.15 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 94thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 130thMost Efficient Economies: 131stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 131stLargest Insurance Industry: 148thLargest Agricultural Sector: 185thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 189thMost Patriotic: 207thLargest Mining Sector: 217thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 230thMost Secular: 256thMost Subsidized Industry: 285thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 297thMost Corrupt Governments: 307thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 336thLowest Crime Rates: 348thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 426thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 446thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 571stFattest Citizens: 588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 597thLargest Black Market: 634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 678thSmartest Citizens: 791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 827thLargest Governments: 920thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,373rdMost Influential: 1,682ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,748thHighest Economic Output: 1,882ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,960thMost Cultured: 2,060thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,182ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,270thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,143rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,104thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,000thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 21,858thMost Stationary: 24,761stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,866thMost Pro-Market: 28,620thMost Inclusive: 29,544thLargest Gambling Industry: 31,556th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 55th in the regionRudest Citizens: 58th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 190th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 249th in the regionLargest Populations: 324th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 342nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 346th in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nas Crustium voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : Nas Crustium voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "All We Want for Christmas Is You"".
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the Crusti delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Emperor of the Crusti in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Nas Crustium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with The Emperor of the Crusti.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, netizens fiercely argue over who loves The Emperor of the Crusti more.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 160 » Q The Almighty, Twisted Duality, Mediobogdum, Fallgriffin, DiscGolfLand, Glorious Existence, Thyrall, New Belia, Shaktirajya, Winter Aura, El Facil, Svanland, Sindria, Greynne, Tropical Isles, Triestine, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Aldesport, Willow Gate, Pandaland II, Av Libertas Vindex, Muad-Dib, Win Mints, Lynier, Ingentis Novus, Futuo, Overthinkers, Corbeil, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Guitermot, Burakis, Bodusse, Arifiyyah, Hongg Kong, New Caterse, Apexiala, Bucals Kagotoaion, The Rega, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Romlania, Federnachois, Thessalian, Astra Prime, Algueneia, East Pal Giulia, Dreamers for Hope, Oronia, Safiz, and 110 others.One Nation under Rob, The Warriors of Determination, Guam-North Mariana, Varanius, The United Republic of Westend, Laudesia, Peourouin, Liberillia, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Savitri, Rotvania, East Islaragica, Eidechse, Zajan, Rengum in Lingo, Ariert, Fotisdia, Yy4u, Diet coke enjoyers, Arkengia, UoMCoTP, Outer Scotiotland, Wessssex, Ritelssaeney, Tsangenya, Ulinzistan, Ishika, The Mast Ita, Porta Caeli, Ashkan, Wickedly evil people, Mediocre Talents, Pachecos, Anathu, Salipia, The Greater Rizal, Isachile Tum, RelentlessPirates, Kisovec, Desmosthenes and Burke, Lagoon, Furred Islandic, Crazy Waters, Wakoshima, Mathematania, Yeetapore, Fujai, Glastol, NewIberia, Twazta, Enderstadt, Acarodia, Newgratia, Aklynost, Constantinopolisia, CityCity, Cities, Pressporok, JLIANG, Khesed Archipelago, Craiolia, Libertasi, Mooonlit Lilac, Rivalfiume, Common Good, Olivernesia, Aurn Atla Lars, Atheist States of Philippines, Elegarth, Shevet, Costelloland, Yardies, Astheria, Pacific Estates, Denieria, Dornar, Neo-Aryavart, Xanderstan, Eyluvmenia, Sorprendente, Cananasa, Pont-a-Mousson, Kalmach, Kurranulla, Covenentia, Cibirunagara, Kennamore, The Teridome, Reformed Hoffon, Mianata Lagoon, Pongo Tapanuliensis, Paares, Unazia, Ciocanesti, Pizzo Deta, Tithio, Deikun, Vicerante, The Demoractic Peoples Republic Of TNET, Hausboria, Rodmenia, Neon Grove, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Durtoss, Eldorado Surf, Kingdom of Bellatorum, Viorreich, Noton Mast, and Podium.

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