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The Monarchy of NASUANIA

“We maybe in a island, but that won't stop our freedom.” Dorothy Jane

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: nasunia



Population3.919 billion

LeaderDorothy Jane


The Monarchy of NASUANIA is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dorothy Jane with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.919 billion NASUANIANS are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nasian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient NASUANIAian economy, worth 943 trillion Nasuses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 240,629 Nasuses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,326,768 per year while the poor average 22,080, a ratio of 60.1 to 1.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. NASUANIA's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NASUANIA is ranked 150,087th in the world and 31st in nasunia for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.38 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Rudest Citizens: 457thLargest Retail Industry: 554thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 648thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 677thMost Avoided: 937thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,033rdFattest Citizens: 1,054thMost Armed: 1,085thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,128thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,162ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,310thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,350thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,482ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,586thHighest Crime Rates: 1,666thLargest Mining Sector: 2,726thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,957thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,179thHighest Average Incomes: 3,229thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,505thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,292ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,341stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,296thMost Pro-Market: 7,354thSmartest Citizens: 7,463rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,540thMost Efficient Economies: 8,545thMost Secular: 9,211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,715thHighest Economic Output: 15,074th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the region

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