The State of Nathell is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.943 billion Nathellians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The very strong Nathellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 69,445 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,138 per year while the poor average 15,547, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the government is seen to favor Catholics, euthanasia is illegal, and Nathell has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nathell's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nathell is ranked 184,657^th in the world and 2^nd in Edmonton for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.04 law-abiding acts per hour.