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The Dictatorship of Nation of T

“T is the best letter of the alphabet”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Nation of T

Population7.6 billion

CapitalThe Underground
LeaderBig T

CurrencyT dollar
AnimalMr T

The Dictatorship of Nation of T is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Big T with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.6 billion Teratons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Underground. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming T-errific economy, worth 613 trillion T dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,711 T dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every T-errific grocery store, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation of T's national animal is the Mr T, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Nation of T is ranked 186,665th in the world and 8,072nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -222.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 900thMost Influential: 1,315thTop
Fattest Citizens: 6,424thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,277thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,622ndMost Stationary: 12,638thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,257thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,575thMost Secular: 15,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,373rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,453rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,828thMost Cultured: 19,697th
Fattest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Stationary: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 373rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 401st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 524th in the regionMost Influential: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 582nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 631st in the regionLargest Populations: 679th in the regionMost Secular: 805th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 824th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 868th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 878th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 900th in the region

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