by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Spotlight on:

National Flag

The I republic avgavgavcacfac of Nation states logic

“THIS STUPID GAME HAS NO LOGIC!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Nation states logic

OverviewFactbookDispatchesPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

Nation states logic

Population1.02 billion

CapitalMunchchester
LeaderAaaaaaaaaa dxayayxhzJa

CurrencyIQ TESTS
AnimalMAX BARRY

The I republic avgavgavcacfac of Nation states logic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aaaaaaaaaa dxayayxhzJa with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.02 billion Nation states is bad ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munchchester. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nation states logician economy, worth 163 trillion IQ TESTS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 159,849 IQ TESTS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,456,853 per year while the poor average 1,962, a ratio of 742 to 1.

Single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and where your food came from is an unknowable mystery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nation states logic's national animal is the MAX BARRY, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nation states logic is ranked 262,969th in the world and 9th in Nation states logic for Most Primitive, scoring -139.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 408thMost Armed: 798thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 882ndHighest Crime Rates: 911thFattest Citizens: 1,119thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,237thMost Avoided: 1,336thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,360thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,755thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,595thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,842ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,138thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,510thLargest Retail Industry: 3,949thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,493rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,086thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,551stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,528thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,191stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,209thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,287thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,511thTop
10%
Most Devout: 18,441stMost Efficient Economies: 20,552ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,936thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,224thMost Pro-Market: 24,607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,411thHighest Drug Use: 29,091st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nation states logic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation states logic, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation states logic, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation states logic, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation states logic, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation states logic, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation states logic, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation states logic, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation states logic, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation states logic, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.

More...

Report