“Shut up and eat our pizzas”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Capital||Safe and Sound|
The Kingdom of NationalPizza is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.894 billion NationalPizzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safe and Sound. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient NationalPizzan economy, worth 269 trillion PizzaCoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,068 PizzaCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Business is banging at no-tell motels, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NationalPizza's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NationalPizza was endorsed by The Dictatorship of United Soviet State of North Amerika.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
- : NationalPizza endorsed The Holy Empire of Antonimus.
- : NationalPizza endorsed The Empire of Teothopia.
- : NationalPizza endorsed The Empire of Rising Sakura.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, business is banging at no-tell motels.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of NationalPizza's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
Endorsements Received: 187 » Zzozona, Corfad, North Bratislava, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Orado, Runeda, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Territorio di Nessuno, Wineclaw, Highton Islands, Heilhum Imperius, Siwale, Crusadam, El Fiji Grande, Koda-Land, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Brucklania, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Guer Aike, Hamerica, Omnistria, Kragsgale, Yokciq Empire, Yaorozu, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Prydania, Republica Guilleana, WeKnow, Great Bights Mum, Draconian Progression, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Loutsland, Selfgradatude, Solcius, Wilkshire, Ravendi, Outer Shenendoah, Ethnon, Sikol, 1 very fast endotarter, Hardscrabble, Shadowrik, Xagill, Notyoutopia, and 137 others.New Lakemba, Simone Republic, Former English Colony, Joodey, Chips and Guac, PotatoFarmers, Pytong, Sil Dorsett, Votak Matim, Kranostav, Merconitonitopia, Unsophisticate, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Frances Francis the First of France, Seenvorland, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Vincone Cae, Morover, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Xipher, Pallaith, Ozstan, PEG, Holy Oranz, The Stratosphere Islands, Sunto, Pasargad, The Iron Lions, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Sevinland, Leewood, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Libertania Democratica, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Nodnarb, Daiz, Yellops, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, United Kahndaq, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Strongwill, Animu Place, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, Illusia and Neverendia, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, Planes, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, Madjack, The Endless Eventide, East Akra, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Innocentic, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Svenskan, Maott, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Dangine, Venicea, Travislavania, Folenz, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Ellbonnia, Tyirza, Aryan Homeland, Xyrron, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Kromi, Darkmondoria, Defense For The World Assembly, Britle, Capablanca, Seanat, Tsandonown, Pleroma Sans Romans, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Fraystonia, Andanavia, Tringapore, Card Kingdom, Erisoria, Nationeer, Sopernia, Bearical, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Nova Arcania, Nation1812, Sahriastan, Lionia, The Calabash Protectorate, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, Nimarya, ForestMythal, Pazair, Praeceps, New Celoveniortan, Duryanistan, Zapiron, TyGerria, Palgo, Dabarastan, AmManies, Rising Sakura, Teothopia, Antonimus, and United Soviet State of North Amerika.