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The Kingdom of NationalPizza

“Shut up and eat our pizzas”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.894 billion

CapitalSafe and Sound


The Kingdom of NationalPizza is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.894 billion NationalPizzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safe and Sound. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NationalPizzan economy, worth 269 trillion PizzaCoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,068 PizzaCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business is banging at no-tell motels, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NationalPizza's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

NationalPizza is ranked 200,789th in the world and 8,200th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.8 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,054thMost Influential: 1,516thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 5,881stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,588thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,590thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,714thRudest Citizens: 7,967thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,965thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,434thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,310thMost Developed: 15,891stHighest Average Incomes: 16,127thMost Efficient Economies: 18,123rdMost Cultured: 19,480thLowest Crime Rates: 19,491stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,737thHealthiest Citizens: 23,559th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 280th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 308th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 309th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 320th in the regionRudest Citizens: 409th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 478th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 488th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 614th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 673rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 687th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 771st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 813th in the regionMost Average: 898th in the regionMost Developed: 901st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 950th in the regionMost Cultured: 976th in the region

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