The Free Land of Nations tate is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Rachel with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.307 billion Nations tateans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong Nations tatean economy, worth 717 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 63,491 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nations tate's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio, father-son fishing trips have been banned, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, and "Day of the Rope" is the top song of the summer. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nations tate's national animal is the elephant and its national religion is Cultism.

Nations tate is ranked 261,701^st in the world and 3^rd in Regions for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.85 law-abiding acts per hour.