The Successive Head Injuries of Nattily Dressed Anarchists on Bicycles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Quora of Voting Citizens with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.637 billion Freds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Trail Center. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Square Tapered economy, worth 71.8 trillion Spoke Nipples a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,833 Spoke Nipples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nattily Dressed Anarchists on Bicycles's national animal is the Trail Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nattily Dressed Anarchists on Bicycles is ranked 18,870^th in the world and 28^th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 112.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.