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The Phoenix Union of Natzinville

“As we thrive we live.” Croissant Malingerer

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Shiseballs

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Natzinville

Population5.394 billion

CapitalMarcedol
LeaderCroissant Malingerer
FaithWormism

CurrencyLorkoi
AnimalJellephant

The Phoenix Union of Natzinville is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Croissant Malingerer with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.394 billion Natzinvillians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcedol. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Natzinvillian economy, worth 848 trillion Lorkois a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 157,307 Lorkois, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Annual tax returns take at least two years to complete, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Croissant Malingerer to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Natzinville's national animal is the Jellephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wormism.

Natzinville is ranked 115,197th in the world and 1st in Shiseballs for Most Stationary, with 332.11862077728 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 628thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,184thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,201stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,544thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,230thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,191stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,316thBest Weather: 6,998thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,916thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,347thLargest Black Market: 8,829thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,848thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,281stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,465thHighest Food Quality: 11,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,909thMost Inclusive: 12,214thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,745thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,144thMost Developed: 14,233rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,057thHealthiest Citizens: 15,906thMost Efficient Economies: 16,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,463rdMost Secular: 17,511thLargest Governments: 17,513thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,815thHighest Average Incomes: 19,595thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,128thMost Cultured: 21,567thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,752ndSmartest Citizens: 24,843rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,401st
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Jamoocoo, Frigidis, Ubrainia, Za Za, Bollocksville, and Draksund.

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