Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: Shiseballs
Population | 5.394 billion |
Capital | Marcedol |
Leader | Croissant Malingerer |
Faith | Wormism |
Currency | Lorkoi |
Animal | Jellephant |
The Phoenix Union of Natzinville is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Croissant Malingerer with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.394 billion Natzinvillians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcedol. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Natzinvillian economy, worth 848 trillion Lorkois a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 157,307 Lorkois, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Annual tax returns take at least two years to complete, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Croissant Malingerer to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Natzinville's national animal is the Jellephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wormism.
Natzinville is ranked 115,197th in the world and 1st in Shiseballs for Most Stationary, with 332.11862077728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Natzinville removed Border Control authority from The Federal Republic of Draksund as Ministry of Sillyness in Shiseballs.
- : Natzinville removed Embassies authority from The United Kingdom of Vinvio as Owner of all Garlic Bread in Shiseballs.
- : Natzinville removed Appearance and Embassies authority from The Free Land of Grouteronsubans as Top Toilet in Shiseballs.
- : Natzinville removed Communications and Embassies authority from The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CLIV as Silly man in Shiseballs.
- : Natzinville lodged a message on the Shiseballs Regional Message Board.
- : Natzinville approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn the Rejected Realms".
- : Natzinville approved the World Assembly proposal "declaration of acknowledging Acknowledgments ".
- : Natzinville approved the World Assembly proposal "Mandatory Teddy Bear Distribution".
- : Natzinville lodged a message on the Shiseballs Regional Message Board.
- : Natzinville approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Convention Against Heinous Crimes"".