The Democratic Socialist State of Nava Jaatiya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ruwanari Premaratne with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.877 billion Jaatinese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antarjatika. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jaatinese economy, worth 200 trillion Mudals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 106,604 Mudals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, treason is relative, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nava Jaatiya's national animal is the Australian Shepherd, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Bahai.

Nava Jaatiya is ranked 231,442^nd in the world and 14^th in The United Republics of Wawa for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -3.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.