The Empire of Necromonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth Bane with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.524 billion Necromonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necromonia City. The average income tax rate is 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Necromonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,062 trillion Necromons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,351 Necromons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, the giant 80-storey carving of Darth Bane in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Necromonia's national animal is the Necromonger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sith Cult.

Necromonia is ranked 276,766^th in the world and 5,176^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 43.5 cheeks per square mile.