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The Armed Republic of Neekulandia

“I NEED MORE KARLSSON (on the roof)”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific



Population621 million


CurrencyMandalorian Bodie
AnimalSpace Whale

The Armed Republic of Neekulandia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 621 million Zanibar are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byss. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The powerhouse a blessed one economy, worth 57.4 trillion Mandalorian Bodies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 92,445 Mandalorian Bodies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

There's no representation without taxation, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Byss, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Neekulandia's national animal is the Space Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Neekulandia is ranked 38,744th in the world and 1,655th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,273.07 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,611thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,386thTop
Nudest: 2,799thMost Primitive: 3,371stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,589thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,311thMost Influential: 4,496thMost Avoided: 5,479thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,989thFattest Citizens: 6,094thLargest Retail Industry: 8,365thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,913thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,156thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,328thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14,791stMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,748th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62nd in the regionNudest: 85th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 144th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Avoided: 189th in the regionFattest Citizens: 237th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 254th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 371st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 457th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 516th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 709th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 954th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 143 » Empy, Guer Aike, Aerilia, Newpromisedland, Hardscrabble, Orado, Lulubellia, Yaorozu, Cretox State, Kragsgale, The Rhein States, Frances Francis the First of France, Bankowiata, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Shibutani, Pasargad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sevinland, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Navsland, Slyakanya, Hamerica, Valentine Z, Kocherian, Dreadton, Seijitsu, Republica Guilleana, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Sunto, Corfad, Former English Colony, Blyskalia, Zzozona, Kranostav, Votak Matim, Pytong, Climeria, Odelinor, Siwale, Kazoo Basin, Maclare, Venicea, Loutsland, Sundred, Zabacuz, Koda-Land, Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, and 93 others.Nodnarb, Hewani, Interdimensional Zone, Pallaith, Port Naga, New Lakemba, The Tampa Bay Rays, Notyoutopia, 1 very fast endotarter, Omnistria, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Holy Oranz, Darkmondoria, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, East Akra, Godwanna, The Pantheons, Svenskskit, The Serdey Islands, His Enduring Majesty, Libertania Democratica, Bharathvarsh, GenshinImpact, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Fauzjhia, Sikol, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Yokciq Empire, Sil Dorsett, Nalver And, Wilkshire, Runeda, Maratabat, Planes, Imperial Pieserged, Madjack, Draconian Progression, Shadowrik, Ravendi, The Mazur Empire, Seenvorland, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, Strongwill, McMasterdonia, Xipher, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, KhalChicken, Otakus and Weebs, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Maott, Dangine, Kromi, Travislavania, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, The Republic of Free Peoples, Xagill, Ellbonnia, Viviser, Super Girl, Steampunk Ariel, Xyrron, Alexander the Magnus, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Religioncord, Tyirza, Siberian Workforce, Defense For The World Assembly, Landfinia, Seanat, Tsandonown, Uzbek Khan, and Jaxikistan.

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