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The Free Land of NEGRES FURIEUX

“NOUS MAD COMME L'ENFER FRIENDSHIP”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Nogtren

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NEGRES FURIEUX

Population517 million

CapitalTahiti

Currencygreen
Animalturtle

The Free Land of NEGRES FURIEUX is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 517 million NEGRES FURIEUX are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tahiti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The powerhouse FURIEUX economy, worth 50.6 trillion greens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,849 greens, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NEGRES FURIEUX's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

NEGRES FURIEUX is ranked 118,600th in the world and 4th in Nogtren for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 94thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,623rdMost Authoritarian: 4,064thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,682ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,146thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,118thMost Extreme: 10,662ndBest Weather: 10,928thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,896thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,598thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,055thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,814th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NEGRES FURIEUX, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in NEGRES FURIEUX, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
  • : NEGRES FURIEUX was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in NEGRES FURIEUX, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : NEGRES FURIEUX was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in NEGRES FURIEUX, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in NEGRES FURIEUX, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in NEGRES FURIEUX, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in NEGRES FURIEUX, NEGRES FURIEUX's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in NEGRES FURIEUX, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.

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