The Watery Republic of Neighagra Falls is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sapphire Dream with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 1.497 billion Neighagra Fallsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighagra Falls. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Neighagra Fallsian economy, worth 96.0 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,116 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neighagra Falls's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Open Door.

Neighagra Falls is ranked 221,116^th in the world and 1,889^th in Devide by Zero for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 43.65 Whatever.