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The Empire of Nekinn

“To Advance Beyond” Connor McMorgi

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The United Federations



Population2.839 billion

LeaderConnor McMorgi

CurrencyMilk Bone

The Empire of Nekinn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Connor McMorgi with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 2.839 billion Nekinnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekinnia. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nekinnian economy, worth 323 trillion Milk Bones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,839 Milk Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nekinn's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tuesdayism.

Nekinn is ranked 164,983rd in the world and 155th in The United Federations for Most Cultured, scoring 51 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Influential: 3,107thMost Secular: 6,285thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,851stHealthiest Citizens: 8,066thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,128thMost Developed: 12,206thSafest: 13,184thBest Weather: 13,446thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,454thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,769thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,845thSmartest Citizens: 15,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,413thLargest Governments: 16,720thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,852nd
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Safest: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Dabberwocky, Vooperian Paradise, Vershia, Zoidia, Aidviet Union, BJMShaw, Zargard, and Bandrax.

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