The Nomadic Peoples of Nekotan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nekorian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.118 billion Nekotanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekonia. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Nekotanian economy, worth 91.9 trillion Nekonas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,413 Nekonas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, Nekorian has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, Nekorian is the self-declared God of all Nekotan, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nekotan's national animal is the Neko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nekosia.

Nekotan is ranked 66,083^rd in the world and 21^st in Ridgefield for Most Patriotic, with 25.2 flags saluted per person per day.