The Tsardom of Nekulturnya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.805 billion Nekulturnyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastyak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The strong Nekulturnyan economy, worth 747 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,481 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nekulturnya's national animal is the Bear.

Nekulturnya is ranked 186,222^nd in the world and 23^rd in Ajax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.91 law-abiding acts per hour.