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The Most Industrious Holy Empire of Neo-Cambria

“Trwy waed ac aur mae cenedl wedi'i gwneud” Rhodri of Gwynedd

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Lazarus

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Neo-Cambria

Population2.577 billion

CapitalMachynlleth
LeaderRhodri of Gwynedd
FaithThe Gospel of Mammon

Currencydoler
Animaldragon

The Most Industrious Holy Empire of Neo-Cambria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rhodri of Gwynedd with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, vat-grown people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.577 billion human resources are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Machynlleth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cambrian economy, worth 523 trillion dolers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 203,335 dolers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,859,012 per year while the poor average 2,419, a ratio of 768 to 1.

Major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Neo-Cambria's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Gospel of Mammon.

Neo-Cambria is ranked 40,925th in the world and 2,152nd in Lazarus for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 7,519.54 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 379thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 734thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,135thMost Avoided: 1,173rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,190thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,518thFattest Citizens: 1,584thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,673rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,711thMost Devout: 1,806thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,064thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,796thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,801stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,972ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,507thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,960thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,104thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,471stRudest Citizens: 5,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,041stMost Efficient Economies: 6,643rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,080thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,546thMost Influential: 7,777thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,972ndLargest Black Market: 9,966thMost Armed: 10,411thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,172ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,642ndLargest Governments: 20,491st
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Avoided: 62nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 84th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 87th in the regionMost Devout: 97th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 138th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 183rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 216th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 220th in the regionRudest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Influential: 224th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 233rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 339th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 428th in the regionMost Conservative: 453rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 454th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 458th in the regionMost Armed: 506th in the regionLargest Black Market: 544th in the regionMost Extreme: 587th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 623rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Cambria, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Cambria, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Cambria, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Cambria, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Cambria, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Cambria, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Cambria, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Cambria, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Cambria, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Cambria, Air Neo-Cambria is rumored to receive more government funding than the Cambrian Air Force.

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