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The Mute Icecream Waifu of Neo304

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Alliance of Supreme Powers

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Neo304

Population7.646 billion

Currencydollar
Animallion

The Mute Icecream Waifu of Neo304 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.646 billion Neo304ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Neo304ian economy, worth 758 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,233 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo304's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neo304 is ranked 123,193rd in the world and 3,142nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,606.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 18,992ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,331stMost Influential: 23,252ndMost Patriotic: 25,613thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,812thLargest Black Market: 28,900thLargest Mining Sector: 29,427thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,483rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th in the regionMost Patriotic: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 246th in the regionMost Stationary: 253rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 301st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 405th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 412th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 469th in the regionMost Avoided: 482nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 499th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 506th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 523rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 548th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 573rd in the regionLargest Populations: 598th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 644th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 668th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 700th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 714th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 714th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 718th in the regionMost Income Equality: 718th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 724th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 758th in the regionMost Devout: 815th in the regionLargest Governments: 818th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 824th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo304, the sun rises an hour later on border communities.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo304, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo304, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo304, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo304, an exhibition on lion memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo304, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo304, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo304, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo304, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo304, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.

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