Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Alliance of Supreme Powers
The Mute Icecream Waifu of Neo304 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.646 billion Neo304ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Neo304ian economy, worth 758 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,233 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo304's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Neo304 is ranked 123,193rd in the world and 3,142nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,606.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Neo304, the sun rises an hour later on border communities.
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Neo304, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
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Neo304, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
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Neo304, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
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Neo304, an exhibition on lion memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
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Neo304, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
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Neo304, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
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Neo304, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
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Neo304, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
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Neo304, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.