The Viceroyalty of Neo BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.784 billion Neo BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newtowne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo BrightonBurgian economy, worth a remarkable 7,546 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 199,727 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 640,852 per year while the poor average 47,199, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Neo BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Tusked Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

Neo BrightonBurg is ranked 150,503^rd in the world and 28^th in One big Island for Highest Drug Use, scoring 51.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.