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The Viceroyalty of Neo BrightonBurg

“Nemo Me Impune Lacessit” Janos II

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: One big Island


Neo BrightonBurg

Population37.784 billion

LeaderJanos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Tusked Boar

The Viceroyalty of Neo BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.784 billion Neo BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newtowne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo BrightonBurgian economy, worth a remarkable 7,546 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 199,727 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 640,852 per year while the poor average 47,199, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Neo BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Tusked Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

Neo BrightonBurg is ranked 150,503rd in the world and 28th in One big Island for Highest Drug Use, scoring 51.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Populations: 539thHighest Economic Output: 910thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,000thLargest Mining Sector: 1,135thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,377thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,532ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,590thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,735thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,077thMost Devout: 2,328thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,554thMost Armed: 2,869thSafest: 2,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,978thMost Avoided: 4,093rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,168thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,906thHighest Average Incomes: 6,666thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,744thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,838thLowest Crime Rates: 7,077thLargest Retail Industry: 10,289thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,755thMost Efficient Economies: 10,872ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,030thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,242ndMost Cultured: 16,816thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,827thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,220thMost Influential: 22,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,886thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,590th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

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