The Corporate Dictatorship of Neo Imperial America is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Sammuel Joseph Robinsson with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.391 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zekronvilles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Imperial American economy, worth 308 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 221,595 Imperial Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,920,304 per year while the poor average 4,115, a ratio of 466 to 1.

Satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, and politicians live in luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Imperial America's national animal is the Giant Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is McChristianity.

Neo Imperial America is ranked 16,325^th in the world and 340^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,411.95 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.