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The People's Republic of Neo Infinitium

“In glory we shall prevail!” Supreme Chairman Dynamo

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Forest

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Neo Infinitium

Population1.484 billion

CapitalEuropa
LeaderSupreme Chairman Dynamo
FaithAtheism

CurrencyHexic
AnimalAxolotl

The People's Republic of Neo Infinitium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Dynamo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.484 billion Infiniters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europa. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Infinitish economy, worth 269 trillion Hexics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,729 Hexics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, oracles predict landslide victories for Supreme Chairman Dynamo for the next 50 years, discarded pennies litter the streets, and Air Neo Infinitium tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Infinitium's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Neo Infinitium is ranked 66,607th in the world and 219th in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,659.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,489thMost Patriotic: 1,999thMost Conservative: 2,430thMost Secular: 2,510thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,847thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,505thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,312thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,755thMost Authoritarian: 6,070thMost Avoided: 6,877thLargest Mining Sector: 6,894thLowest Crime Rates: 7,472ndLargest Black Market: 7,630thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,735thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,906thHighest Average Incomes: 9,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,200thLargest Governments: 11,276thTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,257thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 23,335thHealthiest Citizens: 25,814th
Top
1%
Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Most Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo Infinitium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, Air Neo Infinitium tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, oracles predict landslide victories for Supreme Chairman Dynamo for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Neo Infinitium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 5% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, Supreme Chairman Dynamo's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Infinitium, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.

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