Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Forest
Population | 1.484 billion |
Capital | Europa |
Leader | Supreme Chairman Dynamo |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Hexic |
Animal | Axolotl |
The People's Republic of Neo Infinitium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Dynamo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.484 billion Infiniters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europa. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Infinitish economy, worth 269 trillion Hexics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,729 Hexics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, oracles predict landslide victories for Supreme Chairman Dynamo for the next 50 years, discarded pennies litter the streets, and Air Neo Infinitium tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Infinitium's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Neo Infinitium is ranked 66,607th in the world and 219th in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,659.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Neo Infinitium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Neo Infinitium, Air Neo Infinitium tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel.
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Neo Infinitium, discarded pennies litter the streets.
- : Following new legislation in
Neo Infinitium, oracles predict landslide victories for Supreme Chairman Dynamo for the next 50 years.
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Neo Infinitium, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
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Neo Infinitium, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
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Neo Infinitium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 5% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
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Neo Infinitium, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
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Neo Infinitium, Supreme Chairman Dynamo's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption.
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Neo Infinitium, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.