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The Republic of Popular Councils of Neo Kerala

“Long Live People's War! People's War until Communism!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Graveyard

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Neo Kerala

Population10.843 billion

CapitalChuvannakotta
Leader'Parvati'
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyChinum
AnimalElephant

The Republic of Popular Councils of Neo Kerala is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 'Parvati' with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.843 billion Neo Keralites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuvannakotta. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Keralite economy, worth a remarkable 1,605 trillion Chinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,074 Chinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kerala's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Neo Kerala is ranked 6,338th in the world and 1st in Graveyard for Most Cultured, scoring 148 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,144thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,789thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,859thMost Developed: 5,922ndMost Cultured: 6,338thHighest Food Quality: 6,444thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,649thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,834thMost Inclusive: 6,895thMost Efficient Economies: 7,014thHealthiest Citizens: 7,457thNicest Citizens: 7,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,582ndSmartest Citizens: 7,652ndLargest Governments: 7,676thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,494thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,121stLowest Crime Rates: 9,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,448thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,430thMost Pacifist: 14,293rdTop
10%
Best Weather: 16,089thHighest Economic Output: 16,316thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,514thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,406thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,728thMost Secular: 18,931stMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,535thHighest Average Incomes: 22,707thMost Patriotic: 22,887thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,398thMost Income Equality: 27,702nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo Kerala's influence in Graveyard rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Neo Kerala's influence in Graveyard rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Neo Kerala was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Kerala, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Neo Kerala lodged a message on the Graveyard Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Kerala, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Kerala, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Kerala, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Kerala, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Kerala, nothing gets the party jumping like 'Parvati' specifying how high.

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