Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: United Fascist Workers Association
Population | 12.779 billion |
Capital | Sweetwater |
Leader | Emperor Casval |
Faith | Antiochian Orthodoxy |
Currency | Nintenian Dollar |
Animal | Barn Swallow |
The Theocratic Empire of Neo Ninten is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Casval with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.779 billion Nintenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweetwater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Nintenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,511 trillion Nintenian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,012 Nintenian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Untold millions of Nintenian Dollars are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, Neo Ninten is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, and criminals are really screwed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Ninten's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Antiochian Orthodoxy.
Neo Ninten is ranked 143,235th in the world and 23rd in United Fascist Workers Association for Most Stationary, with 189.333559382 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, criminals are really screwed.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, Neo Ninten is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, untold millions of Nintenian Dollars are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Neo Ninten was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Neo Ninten's influence in United Fascist Workers Association rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, Emperor Casval often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.