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The Theocratic Empire of Neo Ninten

“Ordo Ad Pacem”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: United Fascist Workers Association

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Neo Ninten

Population12.779 billion

CapitalSweetwater
LeaderEmperor Casval
FaithAntiochian Orthodoxy

CurrencyNintenian Dollar
AnimalBarn Swallow

The Theocratic Empire of Neo Ninten is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Casval with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.779 billion Nintenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweetwater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nintenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,511 trillion Nintenian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,012 Nintenian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Untold millions of Nintenian Dollars are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, Neo Ninten is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, and criminals are really screwed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Ninten's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Antiochian Orthodoxy.

Neo Ninten is ranked 143,235th in the world and 23rd in United Fascist Workers Association for Most Stationary, with 189.333559382 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 143rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 183rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 689thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 712thMost Devout: 776thMost Patriotic: 836thLargest Black Market: 939thMost Armed: 1,126thHighest Average Incomes: 1,680thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,180thLowest Crime Rates: 2,683rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,010thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,713thHighest Economic Output: 3,926thLargest Governments: 4,687thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,898thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,918thMost Authoritarian: 6,141stMost Conservative: 6,197thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,525thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,509thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,704thMost Cultured: 8,789thMost Developed: 10,314thBest Weather: 10,680thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,168thHealthiest Citizens: 12,223rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,845thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 18,057thMost Efficient Economies: 18,536thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,025thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,245thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,555thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,685th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, criminals are really screwed.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, Neo Ninten is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, untold millions of Nintenian Dollars are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Neo Ninten was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Neo Ninten's influence in United Fascist Workers Association rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, Emperor Casval often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.

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