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The Pirate kingdom of Neo Vikings of Easthumbria

“We are the wolves of the sea”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Ersetum

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Neo Vikings of Easthumbria

Population6.161 billion

CapitalKaupang
LeaderEric Jarl
FaithNorse

CurrencyÖrtug
AnimalWolf

The Pirate kingdom of Neo Vikings of Easthumbria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eric Jarl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.161 billion Neo Vikings of Easthumbrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaupang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Vikings of Easthumbrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,002 trillion Örtugs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 325,015 Örtugs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 935,875 per year while the poor average 89,653, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, going on a diet invalidates your passport, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, and government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neo Vikings of Easthumbria's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Norse.

Neo Vikings of Easthumbria is ranked 167,258th in the world and 29th in Ersetum for Most Extreme, scoring 12.51 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 393rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 400thLargest Retail Industry: 684thMost Armed: 689thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,450thFattest Citizens: 1,514thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,630thHighest Average Incomes: 1,638thLargest Mining Sector: 1,850thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,888thLargest Black Market: 2,051stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,055thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,122ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,301stMost Avoided: 2,376thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,423rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,753rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,703rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,298thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,915thMost Cultured: 7,002ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,106thHighest Crime Rates: 8,185thHighest Economic Output: 8,290thLargest Governments: 8,391stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,412thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,227thSmartest Citizens: 10,343rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,607thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,771stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,842ndHighest Drug Use: 20,337thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,906thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,757th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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