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The United Seafaring Powers of Neopie

“Through Unity, Anything Is Possible”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific



Population5.179 billion

LeaderDefense Representative Maxwell


The United Seafaring Powers of Neopie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Defense Representative Maxwell with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.179 billion Neopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neopia. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Neopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion ouanepoumes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,248 ouanepoumes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the government snoops on private internet connections, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neopie's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neopie is ranked 1,917th in the world and 96th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.55 percentage of bribes refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 844thMost Influential: 1,004thMost Patriotic: 1,021stMost Secular: 1,182ndMost Inclusive: 1,228thLargest Governments: 1,234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,251stLowest Crime Rates: 1,302ndSafest: 1,330thMost Efficient Economies: 1,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,370thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,443rdMost Developed: 1,487thHighest Food Quality: 1,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,587thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,768thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,815thSmartest Citizens: 1,893rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,897thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,917thNicest Citizens: 2,005thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,268thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,282ndMost Cultured: 2,485thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,717thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,127thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,274thHighest Average Incomes: 3,665thMost Armed: 4,238thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,402ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,851stBest Weather: 5,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,419thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,423rdHighest Economic Output: 15,441stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,354th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 59th in the regionMost Secular: 61st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 68th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionSafest: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 87th in the regionMost Developed: 94th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 110th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionNicest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Cultured: 126th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 134th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 144th in the regionMost Armed: 148th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 154th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 164th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 239th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 244th in the regionMost Influential: 294th in the regionBest Weather: 312th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 318th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 338th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 352nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 413th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 485th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 619th in the regionMost Stationary: 787th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 794th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 952nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neopie was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Cral Ath.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Neopie was endorsed by The Union of Commonwealths of America.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, it's said that Defense Representative Maxwell can turn every pleasure into a chore.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Neopie, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 264 » Corfad, Ellbonnia, Bankowiata, Votak Matim, The Rhein States, Tyirza, Orado, Xentherida, Ethnon, Former English Colony, Shibutani, Siwale, Hardscrabble, Yaorozu, Lulubellia, Seanat, Capablanca, Aerilia, Svenskskit, Guer Aike, Omnistria, Loutsland, Xyrron, Sunto, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Dreadton, Dakota Territories, Great Bights Mum, North Bratislava, Karazan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kranostav, Koda-Land, Xagill, Soviet Terran, Unsophisticate, Wooleystan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Empy, Aryan Homeland, Illusia and Neverendia, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Perikuresu, Lemonbiscuits, The Bureaucratic Territories, Azzarel, Walter Jackson, ForestMythal, Steampunk Ariel, Pasargad, and 214 others.Malta Comino Gozo, Chukstik Illahi, Sil Dorsett, Sikol, Frances Francis the First of France, Notyoutopia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, New Lakemba, Wilkshire, Runeda, Alice Gardens, Super Girl, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Merconitonitopia, Detrivania, Yellops, Simone Republic, Nikhilesh23, Solcius, Card Kingdom, Joodey, Andanavia, Valentine Z, Wineclaw, Sopernia, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Unshleepd, Demo Troplenia, Democatic Donkeys, Pallaith, Tibus Heth, Rising Sakura, AmManies, New Michag, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Paradeavenlisian States, Nuronte, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Laurendon, 1 very fast endotarter, ChristianVille of the USA, Hellsinky, Capitista, Kobagia, Holy Oranz, ABC, Randomcountryland, East Supple Lund, Le Free Republic, Arquan, Picairn, Nordic-British Union, Marshava, Aeolist, Tachycardia, Lil Nasbol, South Baba, Western Vapia, Upper Canada Republic, Ennomeria, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Eraver, Ahssn, Marmiedon, Vincone Cae, Verderiesdre, Phoronu, Zupla, PotatoFarmers, Vene Gra, LostLegion, Inspiratus, David Davidson, Confederacy of North America, Eternal Dominion, Fran Advar, Feelonia, Napnomadia, The Kingdom of Gamblers, Panama Coalition, Wisconsota, Kwaj, The Jerichowan Country, Laudesia, Kastonvia, Q w e r t y, Sojenre, El Guajuila, Altivia, Destroedor, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Veltvalen, Holy Marcus Empire, Ayuzhhhhh, Parpyduckland, XD 2, Maott, Aenglaland, The Erie Doctrine, Pazair, Jaded Grammarians, Federation Terra Australis, DarThvadrville, Bongo Mountain, Pinguioris, Artelesia, KAP03land, Bornodia, ExploitNation, Rainengrad, Verdonne, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Regallio, Kandorith, The Arverni Lands, Singamadri, Landraya, Waystar Fujiwara International, Gragadoia, Blyskalia, Naalfgarth, Eggplant Island, Telviesul, Bagojo, Sinelona, Yinzhaohan3, Oannia, GPT-3, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Buckerino, Hulldom, Flurbleland, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Ardonii, Loli County, Filibustra, United Kahndaq, Thought Obliteration, Varisland, Plangainer, Napnap, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Omicron Persei V111, Sannius, Galbadiana, Clan Spaniel, Prevaland, Heilhum Imperius, The Zheng Dynasty, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Tape, Kormisia, Bardopia, Pinky Queen, Nothing Of Value, Selfgradatude, Zyvetskistaahn, Banaus, Testnation223, Scroplia, Miyasaka, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Diodone, Smib, Ishtimbine, Bud Prussia, Berke Khan, Alfenheim, Sea Star Islands, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Sechiole, Sakupolis, SteelFists, Liberepublia, Yokciq Empire, Antiyard, Your Own Medicine, Individualist Catopia, Cowbridge, Arrakaitain, Southwest Arabia, Cartures, Psykistria, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Riocht mor Daraen, The Austro Germanic Union, Zelenaya Dolina, Uritalitaria, Moneyflows, Neo Santos, TyGerria, Ovekisu, Chipoli, Kurkmeistan, UNitED FrEe LanDS, Guslantis, Choi Aeguka, Eau Claire, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Isolated weebs, Commonwealths of America, and Cral Ath.