The Dictatorship of Neoz is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 498 million Neozians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zian. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Neozian economy, worth 13.4 trillion Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,899 Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country has essentially become 498 million nations within a nation, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Neoz's national animal is the Sea cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neoz is ranked 154,751^st in the world and 26^th in The Northern Union for Most Primitive, scoring -51.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.