The Kingdom of Nepatike is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kayaton with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 2.834 billion Nepatas are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tawana. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nepatan economy, worth 218 trillion kwantas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,066 kwantas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nepatike's national animal is the moamoa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pachithea.

Nepatike is ranked 98,220^th in the world and 11^th in Stubby Toe for Most Patriotic, with 18.3 flags saluted per person per day.