The Hellenic State of Neptunian Military Administration is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prokopis Vasilakis with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.949 billion Neptunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympus. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth 535 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,726 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 17,470^th in the world and 911^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 67.86 quips per hour.