The Commonwealth of Neptunian Orange Administration is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.399 billion Neptunian Orange Administrationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 41.5%.

The Neptunian Orange Administrationian economy, worth 59.1 trillion Oranges a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,232 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Eastern Box Turtle Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neptunian Orange Administration's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Neptunian Orange Administration is ranked 177,848^th in the world and 74^th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Largest Governments, scoring 11.66 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.