The Jolly Monarchy of Neriorki is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kongeur Olburke II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.322 billion Neriorkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirkwall. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Neriorkian economy, worth 118 trillion Crúnas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,548 Crúnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neriorki's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neriorki is ranked 122,458^th in the world and 2,358^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,658.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.