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The Technate of Nesearan

“Educate, Organise, Operate”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: Balder

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Nesearan

Population10.256 billion

CapitalXaxvyul

CurrencyNesearanian Credit
Animalcrow

The Technate of Nesearan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.256 billion Nesearanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xaxvyul. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nesearanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion Nesearanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 167,730 Nesearanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nesearan's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nesearan is ranked 224,876th in the world and 6,657th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 27.16583678052 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,497thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,242ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,445thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,107thLargest Governments: 5,118thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,345thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,034thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,009thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,307thSmartest Citizens: 8,443rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,483rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,712thMost Patriotic: 8,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,467thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,541stMost Authoritarian: 10,593rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,069thMost Conservative: 12,522ndHighest Food Quality: 13,715thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,392ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,630thMost Inclusive: 18,264thMost Cultured: 20,213thBest Weather: 20,256thMost Developed: 20,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,801st
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Most Secular: 67th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 180th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 191st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 214th in the regionLargest Governments: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 251st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 260th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 353rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 353rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 379th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 386th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 408th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 410th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 422nd in the regionMost Conservative: 455th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 456th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 470th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 483rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 598th in the regionMost Extreme: 611th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 689th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 765th in the regionMost Patriotic: 768th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 792nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 834th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 913th in the region

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