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Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The Funian Puppet Region
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u
Population | 3.665 billion |
Capital | Rick |
Leader | Rick Astley |
Currency | Rick |
Animal | Rick |
The Rick of Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.665 billion Never gonna tell a lie and hurt uans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Never gonna tell a lie and hurt uan economy, worth 396 trillion Ricks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,305 Ricks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 335,447 per year while the poor average 26,941, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.
The judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u's national animal is the Rick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u is ranked 76,721st in the world and 69th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.7652585922 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
- : Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
- : Following new legislation in Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.
- : Following new legislation in Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u, prison is a nightmare.
- : Following new legislation in Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.
- : Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.