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The Rick of Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u

“We Love Rick”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Funian Puppet Region

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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u

Population3.665 billion

CapitalRick
LeaderRick Astley

CurrencyRick
AnimalRick

The Rick of Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.665 billion Never gonna tell a lie and hurt uans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Never gonna tell a lie and hurt uan economy, worth 396 trillion Ricks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,305 Ricks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 335,447 per year while the poor average 26,941, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u's national animal is the Rick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt u is ranked 76,721st in the world and 69th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.7652585922 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,563rdMost Devout: 9,224thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,348thFattest Citizens: 13,149thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,836thLargest Black Market: 17,587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,800thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,923rdMost Patriotic: 23,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 24,960thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,631stLargest Welfare Programs: 27,183rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,201st
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 60th in the region

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