The Federal Republic of New-Ferytland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Federal President Walter Weller with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 6.332 billion Ferytlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotterdar. The average income tax rate is 36.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New-Ferytlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,471 trillion Florens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 232,374 Florens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and a popular New-Ferytlandian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New-Ferytland's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxie.

New-Ferytland is ranked 211,628^th in the world and 3,693^rd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 542.71 milliStalins.