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The Allied States of New Avian

“Forward Together”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific


New Avian

Population2.411 billion

LeaderPresident Nick

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Allied States of New Avian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Nick with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.411 billion New Avianites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tryvion. The average income tax rate is 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New Avian economy, worth 266 trillion puhskintis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. Average income is an impressive 110,622 puhskintis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

New Avian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Avian's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Avian is ranked 196,544th in the world and 8,554th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 482ndMost Influential: 792ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,129thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,541stHealthiest Citizens: 6,654thMost Developed: 7,248thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,328thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,619thSmartest Citizens: 9,013thMost Inclusive: 9,420thNicest Citizens: 9,700thTop
Most Pacifist: 10,622ndSafest: 10,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,110thBest Weather: 11,307thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,456thLowest Crime Rates: 11,538thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,980thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,368thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,985thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,080thMost Cultured: 15,481stLargest Governments: 15,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,057thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,140thMost Secular: 18,665thMost Efficient Economies: 18,688th
Most Influential: 284th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 315th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 351st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 383rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 419th in the regionMost Developed: 434th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 453rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 458th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 491st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 511th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 515th in the regionNicest Citizens: 543rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 553rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 562nd in the regionSafest: 584th in the regionMost Pacifist: 589th in the regionBest Weather: 599th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 603rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 629th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 633rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 641st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 748th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 758th in the regionMost Cultured: 767th in the regionLargest Governments: 773rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 877th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 893rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 918th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Avian, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in New Avian, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in New Avian, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : New Avian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Public Access to Court Records".
  • : Following new legislation in New Avian, New Avian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in New Avian, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Avian, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : New Avian endorsed The Empire of Imperial Tenno.
  • : New Avian was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Tenno.
  • : Following new legislation in New Avian, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 263 » Empy, Pallaith, Western Vapia, Aetulia, Ethnon, Sunaiya, Vloetia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Partax, Infinitis, Valentine Z, Lorigia, Prydania, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Notyoutopia, The Most Freedom Ever, Territorio di Nessuno, Orado, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Corfad, San Gavino, Yaorozu, North Novkia, Sea Ghost, Siwale, Soviet Terran, Newpromisedland, Tachycardia, El Fiji Grande, Unsophisticate, United States of Americanas, Serendipita Martia, Phoronu, Pazair, Anungu, Interdimensional Zone, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, Sundred, Arimbia, Florantia, Guer Aike, Zumlandia, Shadowrik, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Kranostav, Loutsland, Cobleck Weleis, Dreadton, and 213 others.McMasterdonia, Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Holy Oranz, 1 very fast endotarter, The Iron Lions, North Bratislava, Rumagna, Fendlium, Abject Ludicrosity, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Dabarastan, Napnomadia, Valhalla123, Kasazzastan, Selfgradatude, Fel Imass, Arlens Apartment, SORT, The Sinclarian Provinces, Anne Hathaway, Freyford, Humptalumpta, PotatoFarmers, Antiyard, Singamadri, Loli County, LostLegion, Keventle, Glurponia, Austral States of America, Hamerica, Choistan, Wilkshire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Merconitonitopia, Daiz, Saint Alaric, Praeceps, Drutopia Insomnia, Moubarakistan, United Kahndaq, Sunto, Noahs Second Country, Vincone Cae, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Zyvetskistaahn, Xagill, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Omnistria, Votak Matim, Yokciq Empire, New Lakemba, Xyrron, New Jamgra, Runeda, West Hamburg, Clan Spaniel, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Ihese, Malta Comino Gozo, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Crader, Eschatosia, Alamei, Dakota Territories, The Real Ram Ranch, Diodone, Zokk, Veltania, Revolutionary Sealand, Psychotic Vegans, Fascist Democracy, Centromuria, Marmiedon, South Almyra, Abonland, Lucedeia, Palmasas, Dicko, Miamington, Plangainer, Jovian Knights, Itallitopia, Cors Evia, Xentherida, Zixu, Calamazo, Pradovnia, Nisastria, Free Culture, Olofin, Avastate, The Windmilluminati, Nistriabar, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Godwanna, Wisconsota, Hyphen, New Octicarg, Maott, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Zeternia, Aeolist, Zemnaya Svoboda, Astronomical, Solimun, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Ver Testua, Oceanialia, Beasluxia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, U S Eh, Joodey, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Nordic-British Union, Necromonia, Fox Richy, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Sevinland, Ihsan, Zimmerdachen, Yalgora, Seanat, Wit Noreis, Brucklania, Simone Republic, Innocentic, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Maclare, Principia Mathematica, Yellops, Lux Conos, Nouvelle-Floride, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Madjack, Kragsgale, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Buckhem, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, WeKnow, Pokemanland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Democratic Republic of Kohland, R libanon, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Therizia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Comfed, Jestings, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Lulubellia, Glanst, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Kenaniahistan, Rozarus, Pleroma Sans Romans, Sisang, Afflua, Frahnkzaden, Hardscrabble, Srnsbaland, Hells Ninth Circle, and Imperial Tenno.

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