“Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!”
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Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The East Pacific
The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.032 billion birbs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.
The frighteningly efficient birbish economy, worth 571 trillion birbseeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 113,482 birbseeds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,236 per year while the poor average 10,727, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.
Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Kingdom of Grey Haven of Tauraucania.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Federal Republic of BuciLand.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The ENDORSE LIBERTANNY of The Atlae Isles.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Flench.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The United States of Filipopol.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Quinto Piano.
- : New Birblands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Flying Snow.
- : New Birblands lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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