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The Fascist Flock of New Birblands

“Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!”

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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific


New Birblands

Population5.032 billion



The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.032 billion birbs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient birbish economy, worth 571 trillion birbseeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 113,482 birbseeds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,236 per year while the poor average 10,727, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 47,231st in the world and 1,585th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 78.69 Years.

Most Influential: 2,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,478thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,903rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,056thLargest Black Market: 9,133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,700thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,873rdMost Devout: 10,304thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,418thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,422ndLargest Gambling Industry: 18,843rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,118thMost Armed: 19,303rdMost Stationary: 19,824thLargest Mining Sector: 19,897th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 213th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 236th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 244th in the regionLargest Black Market: 251st in the regionMost Devout: 295th in the regionMost Stationary: 298th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 301st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 360th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 395th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 420th in the regionMost Armed: 421st in the regionLargest Populations: 437th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 598th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 640th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 641st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 668th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 680th in the regionMost Cultured: 733rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 867th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 102 » Am Echad, A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Wizardonia, Axdel, Goodnamesarerare, Euricanis, Arkantis, Ridann, Talitoa, Asendavia, Riveraland, Sansangra, Socialist Holy American Empire, Kampf Empire, Peatiktist, Mastariere, Galve, Wiranath, Someseni, Dark Edgyness, Amjedia, British Calradia, Squid Ruinosa, Dreamersistan, Brotherland, Wolemoer, Headpat Central, The Solar Ottomans, The New Wisconsin Empire, Gorbastan, Kucia, Republic of Berzerkistan, VW53Aland, Neruch, Bullpups, The Holy Utopian Republic, United China Nation, BearStackof2015, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, The United Asian Republics, Pakitsk, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, America Mjolnir, Hizuru, Kangarawa, Liberstankonia, Libertanny, and 52 others.Enlil, Grossvietnam, Stanisiti, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Firenation91, Dragons Blood, Matdor, Brethren, Marrabuk, Rhealaliit, Evrigenis, Bharatewa, Modra, Sycona, Stumptopia, Acronis, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Fellon, Trulu, Bermadia, Schrebia, Todd McCloud, Greater New Cassandra, Rohanland, Lingu, Ripsylvania, Lilisk, Virgoliaendorses, The Three States of Fortuna, Coruh, Staynes, Peoples Republic of GG, The Eternal Land of Jong, United Dirtpile, Roissyland, Aivintis, Tretrid, Mays Austrian Nation, Technocratic Tagalog, Jakubonia, Oofery, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, CheeseBurrito, Quinto Piano, Filipopol, Flench, A mean old man, The Atlae Isles, BuciLand, and Grey Haven of Tauraucania.

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