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The The Schizophrenic states of of New Bismuthium

“Burrito Mussolini is love, Burrito Mussolini is life” Burrito Mussolini

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


New Bismuthium

Population1.489 billion

LeaderBurrito Mussolini
FaithHoly flying blue platypus

CurrencyChicken wing

The The Schizophrenic states of of New Bismuthium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Burrito Mussolini with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, feral children, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.489 billion Vismuttis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moncuq. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Vismuttian economy, worth 190 trillion Chicken wings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,756 Chicken wings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Bismuthium successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics, Burrito Mussolini panders to nontraditional families, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and Vismuttian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days. Crime is totally unknown. New Bismuthium's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Holy flying blue platypus.

New Bismuthium is ranked 1,308th in the world and 837th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 118 Valid Endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,308thMost Secular: 1,507thTop
Most Influential: 2,314thMost Armed: 2,814thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,598thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,319thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,281stTop
Largest Black Market: 8,624thMost Inclusive: 9,214thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,443rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,626thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,612thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,342ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,604thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,701stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,225thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,359thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,662ndSmartest Citizens: 14,849thLargest Governments: 15,677thRudest Citizens: 15,807thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,743rd
Most Secular: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 98th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 164th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 174th in the regionLargest Black Market: 229th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 335th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 360th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 487th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 497th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 508th in the regionMost Inclusive: 550th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 575th in the regionRudest Citizens: 614th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 637th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 652nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 675th in the regionNudest: 698th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 711th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 726th in the regionMost Influential: 727th in the regionLargest Governments: 733rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 735th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 781st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 793rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 800th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 837th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Bismuthium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : New Bismuthium changed its national motto to "Burrito Mussolini is love, Burrito Mussolini is life".
  • : Following new legislation in New Bismuthium, Vismuttian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bismuthium, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bismuthium, Burrito Mussolini panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bismuthium, New Bismuthium successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics.
  • : New Bismuthium was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
  • : New Bismuthium altered its national flag.
  • : New Bismuthium changed its national leader to "Burrito Mussolini" and its nation type to "The Schizophrenic states of".
  • : Following new legislation in New Bismuthium, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 118 » Notyoutopia, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Sinelona, Shibutani, Fayyayid, Shin-Hachioji, Alunya, Pallaith, Yaorozu, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Ethnon, Sunto, Omnistria, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Black Templares, Koda-Land, Egalico, Kasazzastan, Holy Oranz, Dreadton, Frances Francis the First of France, Siwale, New Pruessen, Q w e r t y, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Ibiscaton, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Torakuen, Ikea Rike, Steampunk Ariel, New Bremerton, Amauri, Spartoptia, Jasminlandia, Acrabinnia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sil Dorsett, 1 very fast endotarter, Noahs Second Country, Saturns Edge, Former English Colony, and 68 others.Selfgradatude, Votak Matim, Shadowrik, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, Wineclaw, Loutsland, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Maott, Guer Aike, Haor Chall, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Pasargad, Aratani, Makersaulache, Joodey, Kobagia, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Steraz, Xzavia-Hjar, Wilkshire, Bearical, Vincone Cae, Utopicican, Runeda, Daiz, Valhalla123, Sockmanland, Cuyan, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, Victoriaans Nederlands, McMasterdonia, General COE, Orado, Abject Ludicrosity, Orven, Guslantis, The Stratosphere Islands, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Moubarakistan, Tamgu, Altamonte, PotatoFarmers, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Loli County, Yukti, Nothru Lerple, Pazair, The Iron Lions, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Parmovand, and Eravonia.

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