Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Non Aligned Territories Office
Population | 6.145 billion |
Capital | New Johns Creek |
Leader | Godot |
Faith | Basedism |
Currency | Standard Monetary Unit |
Animal | dolphin |
The Physical Area of New Borginia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Godot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.145 billion Gigachads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Johns Creek. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Borginian economy, worth 727 trillion Standard Monetary Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,463 Standard Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Standard Monetary Unit mansions, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Borginia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Basedism.
New Borginia is ranked 21,128th in the world and 1st in Non Aligned Territories Office for Most Secular, with 52.82 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Borginia, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
- : Following new legislation in New Borginia, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Standard Monetary Unit mansions.
- : New Borginia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in New Borginia, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
- : Following new legislation in New Borginia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in New Borginia, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in New Borginia, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in New Borginia, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
- : Following new legislation in New Borginia, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in New Borginia, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.