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The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


New Briantown

Population7.763 billion


CurrencyBriantown buck

The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.763 billion New Briantownians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 2,699 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 347,702 Briantown bucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.

New Briantown is ranked 196,259th in the world and 8,031st in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 10.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 330thMost Influential: 397thMost Inclusive: 438thLargest Publishing Industry: 534thRudest Citizens: 702ndSmartest Citizens: 739thMost Valuable International Artwork: 784thLargest Retail Industry: 813thMost Cultured: 949thHighest Average Incomes: 1,218thMost Efficient Economies: 1,289thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,304thNicest Citizens: 1,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,687thMost Developed: 1,900thMost Pacifist: 2,074thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,327thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,497thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,658thHealthiest Citizens: 2,818thLargest Black Market: 2,914thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,954thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,957thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,368thMost Secular: 4,777thHighest Economic Output: 4,841stLargest Governments: 5,550thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,797thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,410thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,210thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,783rd
Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 58th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionMost Pacifist: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 93rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 99th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionLargest Governments: 140th in the regionMost Secular: 182nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 224th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 239th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 321st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 350th in the regionLargest Populations: 364th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 450th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 470th in the regionMost Stationary: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 512th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 653rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 782nd in the regionNudest: 795th in the region

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