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The People's Republic of New Bruges

“L'Internationale Sera le genre humain.” The Eternal Chairman

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Socialist Commune of European Nations

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New Bruges

Population841 million

CapitalNieuwe Brugge
LeaderThe Eternal Chairman

Currencyfranc
AnimalRed Squirrel

The People's Republic of New Bruges is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by The Eternal Chairman with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed population of 841 million New Flemings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nieuwe Brugge. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Fleming economy, worth 61.8 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is 73,493 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, sex changes are routinely performed at New Bruges's hospitals, New Fleming farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Bruges's national animal is the Red Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Bruges is ranked 294,400th in the world and 2nd in Socialist Commune of European Nations for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 378.98 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 293rdTop
5%
Highest Drug Use: 3,964thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,949thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,228thMost Inclusive: 13,071stTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,949thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,468thHighest Food Quality: 16,676thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,579thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,267thMost Secular: 24,440thBest Weather: 28,451stMost Cultured: 30,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 30,697thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,800th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Bruges, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bruges, New Fleming farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bruges, sex changes are routinely performed at New Bruges's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bruges, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bruges, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bruges, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bruges, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bruges, nations that kill a New Fleming can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : New Bruges was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bruges, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.

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