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The Empire of New Caeitanordia

“Work, Wealth and Education.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


New Caeitanordia

Population789 million

CapitalGlorious Underground Citadel
LeaderThe Caeitanordian Council


The Empire of New Caeitanordia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Caeitanordian Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 789 million New Caeitanordians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glorious Underground Citadel. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Caeitanordian economy, worth 112 trillion Caes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,139 Caes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Caeitanordia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Caeitanordia is ranked 19,215th in the world and 1,070th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 75.7 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 764thTop
Most Influential: 1,768thRudest Citizens: 5,847thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 10,825thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,999thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,411thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,569thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,698thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,833rdMost Developed: 11,951stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,457thSmartest Citizens: 13,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,993rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,920thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,063rd
Rudest Citizens: 342nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 439th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 495th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 529th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 534th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 547th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 614th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 624th in the regionMost Average: 653rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 655th in the regionMost Influential: 670th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 690th in the regionMost Developed: 692nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 738th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 174 » Pallaith, Yaorozu, Sinelona, Territorio di Nessuno, Alunya, Joodey, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Yugobatania, Notyoutopia, Acrabinnia, Pleroma Sans Romans, 2 and 2 is Fish, Siwale, Shibutani, Soviet Terran, Agharya, Shin-Hachioji, Aetulia, Unimaginable Doom, Advancia-Sizzletown, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Rhein States, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Trillius, Napnomadia, El Fiji Grande, Koda-Land, Sheldanada, PlanetPunk, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Ibiscaton, Sundred, Ejhsa, Unsophisticate, Aeolist, Alice Gardens, Fayyayid, Altivia, Amauri, Arimbia, Azzarel, Angwayster, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Amerian States, and 124 others.Sil Dorsett, Analomink, Kwaj, Ausnakulia, Guer Aike, Babacar, Federation Terra Australis, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Antiyard, North Bratislava, Selfgradatude, Anna Airters, Asgardira, Spartoptia, Q w e r t y, Avemterra, Black Templares, Dreadton, Bananoonza, Axstahl, Arquan, New Pruessen, Verderiesdre, Saturns Edge, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Haor Chall, Aroa, United Draconia, Maott, Victoriaans Nederlands, Plangainer, Aldros, Beta Centauri B3, Blackphir, Lomjia, Beautifil Russia of The Future, Torakuen, Egalico, Beladev, Wineclaw, Bonjoura, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Valhalla123, Ara Antrizuls, New Bremerton, Holy Oranz, Pasargad, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, British Pacific Islands, Aeviternus, Brettenia, Breduria, Moubarakistan, California but Worse, Beta Cyndriel, Aratani, Camarthen, Calamazo, BrightFutures, Tire Sover, Britain v3, Abject Ludicrosity, General COE, Niradans, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Prydania, Noahs Second Country, Changjo, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Centromuria, Central Ryal, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, Catopia2, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, North Altatude, Antityranicals, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Makersaulache, Kobagia, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Partax, Steraz, Wilkshire, Bearical, Penrith, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Utopicican, Great Javadwipa, Princely Irbis, Daiz, Sockmanland, Seenvorland, Concordare, Cuyan, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, New Flos, Duerrlewang, Grimandia, Some Random TNP Nation, Orado, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, Orven, Guslantis, The Stratosphere Islands, Great Robertia, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ponantine, and Racoda.

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