The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord ScoMo with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.476 billion Chilokveri have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 4,611 trillion Chilokveri Credits a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 369,652 Chilokveri Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, Chilokveri tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, war vets look after war animals, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chilokver is ranked 206,886^th in the world and 10,043^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.34 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.