The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 22.338 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 8,931 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 399,833 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 102^nd in the world and 7^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 287.65 law-abiding acts per hour.