The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord ScoMo with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 10.387 billion Chilokveri have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 3,769 trillion Chilokveri Credits a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 362,899 Chilokveri Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Chilokver is ranked 260^th in the world and 200^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 298 Valid Endorsements.