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The Canine Kingdom of New Collieland

“United through one purpose” King Hellhond

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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Free Nations Region

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New Collieland

Population1.545 billion

CapitalNew Canine
LeaderKing Hellhond


The Canine Kingdom of New Collieland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Hellhond with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.545 billion Collielandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canine. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Collielandian economy, worth 203 trillion Deckers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,537 Deckers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, and some Collielandians have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Collieland's national animal is the Collie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Patriotism.

New Collieland is ranked 11,970th in the world and 35th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Poor Incomes, with 94,672.02 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 4,747thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,015thMost Secular: 6,458thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,686thLowest Crime Rates: 8,293rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,595thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,692ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,740thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,970thMost Developed: 14,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,388thMost Efficient Economies: 14,838thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,850thHealthiest Citizens: 16,598thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,007thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,492ndLargest Mining Sector: 18,289thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,297thHighest Average Incomes: 18,502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,908thLargest Governments: 19,398thSafest: 20,736thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,860th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionMost Avoided: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the region

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