The Queendom of New Coraline City is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cleo II with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.727 billion New Coralinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coraline City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The thriving New Coralinian economy, worth 772 trillion Dingadangdongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,895 Dingadangdongs, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cleo II's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in New Coraline City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Coraline City's national animal is the Ghost Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Coralinian.

New Coraline City is ranked 153,844^th in the world and 7^th in The Galactic Empire of Britain for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.71 law-abiding acts per hour.