The Borderlands of New East Scandinavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 18.227 billion Scandinavis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anagrom Ataf. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New East Scandinavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Zoiks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,399 Zoiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, hackers post hourly updates on international summits, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New East Scandinavia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New East Scandinavia is ranked 276,644^th in the world and 4,382^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,691.5 Standard Monetary Units.