The Owonate of New Evile is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Owo with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 2.435 billion Evilites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwuba. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Evile economy, worth 34.4 trillion iviets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 14,135 iviets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Evile's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Uwuism.

New Evile is ranked 113,992^nd in the world and 2^nd in Donjia for Most Devout, with 12 Prayers Per Hour.