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The Rescue Ranger of New Excalibus

“Rescue Rangers, away!” Dale

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Karma


New Excalibus

Population4.91 billion

Capitalthe Park


The Rescue Ranger of New Excalibus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dale with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.91 billion Excalia have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Park. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Excalian economy, worth 909 trillion acorns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,147 acorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and Excalia seem to be catching more chills. Crime is totally unknown. New Excalibus's national animal is the chipmunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rangerism.

New Excalibus is ranked 205,890th in the world and 310th in Karma for Most Avoided, scoring 0.28 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Nicest Citizens: 1,097thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,103rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,536thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,623rdMost Inclusive: 1,731stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,241stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,264thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,281stBest Weather: 2,414thMost Pacifist: 2,445thMost Cultured: 2,681stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,420thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,146thMost Efficient Economies: 4,224thMost Developed: 4,230thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,392ndSmartest Citizens: 4,406thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,603rdLargest Governments: 5,555thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,964thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,159thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,633rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,550thHighest Average Incomes: 7,674thLowest Crime Rates: 8,042ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,125thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,322ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,437thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,928thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,019thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,897thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,663rdHighest Economic Output: 18,705th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the region

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