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The Northern Kingdom of New Excalibus

“I use humor as a defense mechanism.” Chandler Bing

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The Clover Confederation


New Excalibus

Population2.93 billion

CapitalNew Hemlock
LeaderChandler Bing

AnimalExcalian Greyhound

The Northern Kingdom of New Excalibus is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chandler Bing with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.93 billion Excalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hemlock. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Excalian economy, worth 515 trillion Excalics a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 175,970 Excalics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime is totally unknown. New Excalibus's national animal is the Excalian Greyhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Turtlezogoth.

New Excalibus is ranked 4,132nd in the world and 3rd in The Clover Confederation for Most Pacifist, with 166.61 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,239thNicest Citizens: 1,255thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,802ndMost Inclusive: 1,895thBest Weather: 2,763rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,868thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,906thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,921stMost Cultured: 3,177thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,342ndMost Devout: 3,502ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,666thMost Pacifist: 4,132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,155thMost Developed: 4,804thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,804thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,049thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,544thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,993rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,101stSmartest Citizens: 6,189thLargest Governments: 6,525thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,228thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,395thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,555thMost Efficient Economies: 9,711thHealthiest Citizens: 10,200thLowest Crime Rates: 10,352ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,663rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,389th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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