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The Superior Dictatorship of New Hanktopia

“It's for the children”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


New Hanktopia

Population1.531 billion

CapitalThe Citadel of New Hanktopia
LeaderEmporer Hank

CurrencyTon of diamond

The Superior Dictatorship of New Hanktopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emporer Hank with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.531 billion Hanktopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of New Hanktopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hanktopian economy, worth 201 trillion Tons of diamond a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 131,895 Tons of diamond, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 631,775 per year while the poor average 16,113, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

The legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society, and posters encourage people to "Just Do It!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. New Hanktopia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Do-What-Glorious-Leader-Tells-You-ism.

New Hanktopia is ranked 26,637th in the world and 1,410th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,274.67 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,670thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,798thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,939thMost Avoided: 2,344thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,415thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,777thFattest Citizens: 2,862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,246thLargest Mining Sector: 3,421stLargest Retail Industry: 3,745thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,130thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,234thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,409thMost Primitive: 4,858thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,111thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,692ndTop
Most Influential: 7,882ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,765thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,519thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,879thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,186th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rd in the regionMost Avoided: 75th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 100th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 153rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 165th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 178th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 187th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 189th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 195th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 248th in the regionMost Primitive: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 348th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 515th in the regionLargest Black Market: 554th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 624th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 664th in the region

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