The Turanic Juche Republic of New Hudazendkia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kim Il-Khan with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.644 billion New Hudazendkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nchuzhurz. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Hudazendkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Massis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 157,158 Massis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The New Hudazendkian foreign aid program is quick to provide starving children with the latest video games, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, homophobia is off the menu, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hudazendkia's national animal is the Bonedog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Hudazendkia is ranked 8,538^th in the world and 386^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.16 law-abiding acts per hour.